To: TomFulp
Subject: MAYBE WE SHOULD BE BUDDIES

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Hi there!

My name's Anil Bleeshn and I'm a really big fan of your work. I know that I haven't got any flashes that are any good, but I just don't submit my best flashes on Newgrounds and if I did they would definitely be on the frontpage for around 400 days and also be top 50 of all time.

My top-scoring flash is a series about people in college recycling jokes from Family Guy, which i think Newgrounds doesn't quite have enough of!

I know you're a pretty big deal, having created your own internet brand and company for nearly a decade and pouring your heart and soul into turning an original concept into a profitable investment without selling out your core beliefs. I'm a pretty big deal too - i made some pretty awesome stickfigure skateboearding movies. i'm probably going to be famous soon, or maybe next week.

So I reckon we should make a collaboration together. That way you could help the newgrounds up and coming talent and I could basically ride off the goodwill you've accrued through years of hard work in order to publicise myself and essentially whore you.

I figure we should make a collaboration about videogame characters who are gay, because that way we pander to the largest possible audience: the fanboy internet nerds who find it orgiastic that any well-recognised established character would grace a poorly made amateur cartoon, and the "subvervise" iconoclasts who are 17-year-old anarchists after hearing Never Mind The Bollocks and now have decided they hate their mum.

We don't even need real jokes! If we run out of ideas, let's just show people jerking off. It's funny because noone would do that in the real world. I DON'T THINK YOU QUITE UNDERSTAND THE JOKE YET

Anyway write me back. Oh and I'll graciously flatter you incessantly, so you'll think I'm a real big fan of your work even though I'm actually trying to manipulate you through guilt and emotional blackmail into working with me. Because I've seen a lot of films and I'm pretty sure this will work every single time.

SO I LOVE YOU ALSO AND MAYBE WE COULD FLAT TOGETHER

Love Anis

(you know you do)

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