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A Very Personal Message to NG

2008-10-09 09:32:34 by Cambo
Updated

Hans Van Harken is gay AND I AM 100% COOL WITH THAT

Sure, he's gay. BIG DEAL. Who isn't amirite. The real story is how OKAY I AM with that:

IT'S COOL THAT YOU'RE GAY, WHATEVER.

See? I'm totally cool with it! Not to labor the point too much but it's really important that you realise how COOL I am with that - I don't even mind man.

I'm so INDIFFERENT to it whatever you know? Even if you don't know what I mean that's cool whatever you are who are and who you are is who you are and who am I to judge! Whatever I'M COOL WITH THAT.

Thank heavens for our enlightened attitudes on sexuality and identity. 146 posts and counting.


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RubberNinjaRubberNinja

2008-10-09 09:35:37

I'm down with that.

(Updated ) Cambo responds:

I'm totally down with homo-ness, I mean I even listen to Katy Perry.


KevinKevin

2008-10-09 09:43:56

He ranks on my awesome gay people list.

which only has 4 people, BUT STILL.

(Updated ) Cambo responds:

what I'm trying to say is, I'm sure it's a nice gesture that you like gay people and stuff, but why do you have a separate list for awesome GAY people as opposed to just a list for awesome people?

indicative of a larger problem I think. also in-dick-ative LOL


P0wer-W1thinP0wer-W1thin

2008-10-09 10:15:33

Just one question, being GAY is out of pure choice right?

Cambo responds:

I feel qualified to answer this as I myself am very, very gay.


EmanhattanEmanhattan

2008-10-09 10:25:38

If it is about all the parodies of that pot, I was just kidding. Im cool with him too. I dont think anyone cares about that anyway


LeighLeigh

2008-10-09 10:26:05

Oh wow, oh... wow. Oh wow. Listen, I'm cool with gays and all I just don't like them kissing near me or like being around me and wanting to touch my balls, I'm not into gay dudes trying to kiss me or touch my balls. It's one thing if you're a straight dude touching my balls, that's funny (but I'll probably call you a homo) but if you're like ACTUALLY homo don't even think about touching my balls. And like don't talk about being gay cause that's gross. I don't need to hear about a guy kissing another guy... *shudder* nasty. Other than that though yeah I'm fine with queers.

Can I have some of your drugs


MindChamberMindChamber

2008-10-09 10:26:12

your like a week behind on that joke.

Cambo responds:

which joke's that?


diamond-armadadiamond-armada

2008-10-09 10:57:48

thats a fucking week man, get with the times, everybody stopped that ages ago. also if you're talking about some one else, then it' NOT VERY PERSONAL is it?

Cambo responds:

i'm not talking about someone else, i'm talking about myself. that whole post is about myself.

And whaaaat - one of us isn't getting the point here because as far as I can tell what I'm pointing out has been going on for a lot longer than a week, this is just another example of it.


lenkalamarilenkalamari

2008-10-09 11:07:59

With all the cock jokes and homoeroticism in NG house flashes I bet there's at least a few more 'in the closet'

*cough* stamper *|cough*

Cambo responds:

Haha let's just consider NG one big internet closet and people can make frontpage posts if they're NOT gay


diamond-armadadiamond-armada

2008-10-09 11:39:26

the whole point of some thing being PERSONAL is that you DONT post it out to everyone else, cus it actualyl ISNT personal now, because everybody knows.

and exactly, its been going on more than a week, that makes it even worse xP lol


HandsomeWarriorHandsomeWarrior

2008-10-09 13:10:00

I sincerely hope more and more people take out front-page-posts declaring their latent homosexuality as it gives us hetero-sapiens a wonderful opportunity to pat ourselves on the back for being so tolerant.

Well done everybody!

Cambo responds:

hahaha totally, yeah.


GlunnatorGlunnator

2008-10-09 13:17:08

He makes good flashes, and has a genius hat.
He also lives an average of a great number of miles away from anyone on NG
I don't see the problem with him being any sex or sexuality whatsoever.

Lawlso, don't say the same thing 5 times in different paragraphs, it makes it look mocky xD

Cambo responds:

sorry.


CatFatCatFat

2008-10-09 13:27:41

LMAO you're so late it makes your post even funnier


just2palejust2pale

2008-10-09 13:47:46

welcome aboard the train. Woot Wooooooo


LordOfKetchupLordOfKetchup

2008-10-09 13:47:57

you know how i know you're gay? you dont mind other gay people

..fag


KotlolKotlol

2008-10-09 14:29:21

Ok cool its nice but STOP MAKING THSE RETARDED POSTS PLEASE!


RubberNinjaRubberNinja

2008-10-09 14:44:45

I sucked a D and I liiiked it... I sucked a D just to try iiiiit.

The taste of his haiiiry ball sack.


WiiporterWiiporter

2008-10-09 15:25:19

I'm down with the gayness.


AnigenAnigen

2008-10-09 15:37:19

hisssss


just2palejust2pale

2008-10-09 15:38:56

RubberNinja that would be nasty if it wasn't so funny.


NeoSkywalkerNeoSkywalker

2008-10-09 15:44:07

some of my peers are bisexual.

Cambo responds:

that's nothing! some of my peers are BLACK!


LaloLalo

2008-10-09 15:49:29

I CANT TOLERATE THE INTOLERANTS THEY ARE SO ANNOYING!


JonBroJonBro

2008-10-09 18:10:38

He ranks on my awesome gay people list.

So far that makes 1 person, I think. =)

Cambo responds:

is that because you're not cool with gay people? MAN WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO INTOLERANT


KevinKevin

2008-10-09 18:38:22

Oh I have a awesome person list too.

I just thought one for gays would also be cool.


BazookaJackBazookaJack

2008-10-09 18:51:02

gay people must die


tehslaphappytehslaphappy

2008-10-09 19:48:09

OH SHI- RLY?

Old.


Scorch6679Scorch6679

2008-10-09 20:27:42

Deeeep...


TheSavantTheSavant

2008-10-09 22:02:59

I love you. Because I too, am cool with gay people, like, totally, cool. In fact, homos don't bother me at all, I swear. I even met one of them who I pretend is my friend to people who don't know any better, you know, to show my tolerance.


cHuntercHunter

2008-10-09 22:19:12

Homosexuals are gay.


VictorNissVictorNiss

2008-10-25 20:17:43

im cool with you Cambo...
im cool- with you.